Tales from the Cubicle

As I sit here in my cubicle, figuring out the ways in which I will slack off today, I'm interrupted by the gib-gabbers on the other side of the cube wall. Apparently one of the ditsier administrative assistants wore in her dog's leash the other day. What?! Yep, she forgot she had it around her neck after walking her dog that morning. Everyone thinks its hysterical and laugher is at an all time high. Me, I'm not so amused. I laughed the first time I heard it, two days ago. This will be the seventh iteration I've been privy to and its not getting any funnier.